Wednesday, Apr 30, 2008
Are we the UK or North Korea?
ThisIsMoney: Bank bail-outs to be kept secret
Humphrey Bairstow Orford Saunders, Byron Arthur Repton-Carruthers, Rendleham Barnes-Spicer are 3 naughty 9 year old boys who have all had too much CDO juice to drink. Mervyn, the teacher knows this and tells them to go to the loo before they get in the car for the trip.
Filled with immature bravado, all deny they have to go to the loo. And then, as if to prove the point, they begin to drink an extra 10ccs of CDO juice - first Byron Arthur does so, then the incredibly competitive but immature Rendleham Barnes Spicer followed by Humprhey.
Predictably, the little jig starts as Rendleham is the first to get caught short.
Mervyn makes available a change of trousers for Rendleham, who red-faced has to face his parents with his normal trousers in a plastic bag.
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1. lvmreader said...
Humphrey Bairstow Orford Saunders, Byron Arthur Repton-Carruthers and Rendleham Barnes-Spicer are 3 naughty 9 year old boys who have all had too much CDO juice to drink. Mervyn, the teacher knows this and tells them to go to the loo before they get in the car for the trip.
Filled with immature bravado, all deny they have to go to the loo. And then, as if to prove the point, they begin to drink an extra 10ccs of CDO juice - first Byron Arthur does so, then the incredibly competitive but immature Rendleham Barnes Spicer followed by Humprhey.
Predictably, the little jig starts as Rendleham is the first to get caught short.
Mervyn makes available a change of trousers for Rendleham, who red-faced has to face his parents with his normal trousers in a plastic bag.
Then comes the turn of Humphrey, who despite having his parents threaten a libel writ for anyone daring to suggest he has wet his pants, is forced into the humiliating position of having to accept a new pair of pants from teacher Mervyn.
But, hanging in there, despite every other class member knowing he must succumb to the inevitable is little proud Byron Arthur.
After another exit on the motorway is passed, the class is certain that this will be a spectacular pants-wetting.
Stay tuned.........
2. plato said...
There is always a reason for Secrecy. There is also a Motive :
For me this is the final straw ------- one too many secret acts which now makes me and I'm sure others,question the overall motive.
My conclusion :
Little by little.by little: Democratic Freedom is removed and Knowledge is restricted. For The Good Of Us All and for Our Own Security. Every little official action can be passed as insignificant through the cultivated impotence of a greedy society. Conscience is removed.
The little actions have all joined together and formed............ Omnipotence.
3. it_is_going_with_a_bang said...
So much for living in a free society.
It's free unless it involves Billions of Taxpayers money.
All I can say is I hope it gets leaked.
4. last_days_of_disco said...
Its a mad stupid idea born of total desparation. How do you know who is getting help and who isn't. Its bound to leak. Its a stupid idea. Despite their best efforts the flow of info in the UK is still pretty free.
It feeds the environment of distrust with the one group of people they need to keep from creating a stampede, the public. Also its completely immoral to use tax payers money on a grand scale like this secretly.
"Surprise, we just want to give you a 'heads up', we spent 200 Billion trying to save the banks, here's the bill. We did it for your own good of course, it didn't work though, sorry..." And this message will be delivered as the cherry on the top after everyone is completely destitute. Trust the people, tell them the truth before its too late.
5. icarus said...
This is for our own good.
6. icarus said...
Sorry, last_disco - hadn't noticed that you made that point. Can't agree though that the flow of info is "pretty free". There's only 0.01% that's sensitive and that's the bit that doesn't "flow".