Friday, Mar 28, 2008

If you can get past invincible seven foot-tall Arab Warrior, then yes, you can have a f*cking mortgage.

Daily Mash: BANKS USE MAN-EATING TIGERS TO DETER NEW BORROWERS

"From today the Woolwich will position a pair of ravenous Bengal tigers outside its branches, while the Nationwide has rigged a boobytrap consisting of hundreds of small poisoned arrows that will be triggered by a pressure pad under the doormat."

Posted by happyrenterz @ 01:49 PM (575 views) Add Comment

5 Comments

1. Randomkevlar said...

oh, that's so funny, my favorite bit was..

'The giant scorpion not only carries an instantly fatal poison in its tail but can shoot fire from its pincers. Would-be homeowners will have to stab the creature between the eyes to have any hope of borrowing more than three times their joint salary'

Genius

Friday, March 28, 2008 02:15PM Report Comment
 

2. renting2 said...

These must be the same tigers, arrows and arab warriors that you had to fight off in order NOT to take out 3 credit cards, a mortgage and a personal loan.

Friday, March 28, 2008 02:49PM Report Comment
 

3. crash bandicoot said...

You want a mortgage from the Nationwide? It doesn't work like that (not anymore anyway).

Friday, March 28, 2008 03:33PM Report Comment
 

4. Rental John said...

Good one crash bandicoot.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlW2tg-t1y4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lgbs6A2glk&feature=related

Friday, March 28, 2008 05:40PM Report Comment
 

5. little professor said...

Enough now.

Friday, March 28, 2008 09:36PM Report Comment
 

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