David Burr, one of the stuck up snob agencies in west Suffolk are clearly running out of ideas.
Their most recent wheeze was to advertise a load of 'no onward chain' properties in the local rag, with an open day, a deadline for offers and an 'offers in excess of' price tag.
Not one of them sold.
Here's one of them, scanned from the paper:
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And here it is today, on Rightmove:
Same house, different price.
The moral of the story? Just say 'no' when agents start behaving strangely.
