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The Underpants Gnomes

The boys followed the gnomes to their cave, and started asking questions about how such a business is run.

[In the gnome's cave]
Gnome 1: This is where all our work is done.
Kyle: So what are you gonna do with all these underpants you steal?
Gnome 1: Collecting underpants is just phase one. Phase one: collect underpants.
Kyle: So what's phase two?
[Silence]
Gnome 1: Hey, what's phase two?!
Gnome 2: Phase one: we collect underpants.
Gnome 1: Ya, ya, ya. But what about phase two?
[Silence]
Gnome 2: Well, phase three is profit. Get it?
Stan: I don't get it.
Gnome 2: (Goes over to a chart on the wall) You see, Phase one: collect underpants, phase two-
[Silence]
Gnome 2: Phase three: profit.
Cartman: Oh I get it.
Stan: No you don't.
Kyle: Do you guys know anything about corporations?
Gnome 2: You bet we do.
Gnome 1: Us gnomes are geniuses at corporations.
Sledgehead
QUOTE(Lurker at the pleasuredome @ Jan 4 2005, 01:52 PM)
The Underpants Gnomes

The boys followed the gnomes to their cave, and started asking questions about how such a business is run.
...
Gnome 1: Us gnomes are geniuses at corporations.
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I'm afraid I missed that SP episode. Nevermind: I caught the real thing back in 1999!
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