I have just had the misfortune to do my vacumming whilst listening to a BBC TV programme where they took a couple seeking a second home around the next hot thing - Moroco.
At the point in the programme when the couple were shown what was, to me, identical to a sheep pen on a Welsh hill farm the voice over commented that, in that particular town, no English people lived yet and how they could get in first. Cut to shots of the market in the town showing not one white race and everyone dressed in robes.
Now, don't get me wrong - I have many friends of all shapes, faiths and all colours and I know Moroco's Government is pro West and anti Al Qaeda but I could not help thinking that you would stand out like a sore thumb in that place. Be easier to paint a bullseye on your forehead would it not?
What next from the BBC - the North Pole, be first to buy there and get in now before the ice melts!?