Never fear : the cavalry are here!
Dir-d-d-dut--dut--dir!!! (bugle)

Yessiree folks, the fine minds @ UBS, have, after yesterday's bid approach by Spain's Telefonica, valuing O2 shares @ £2, stepped forth from the fog and confusion of markets and declared that their price target for O2's shares has been changed (drum roll) from £1.56 to ...
....
.... wait for it ....
... £2 ! *@!