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#1 MattW

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 09:55 AM

Why oh why is it that EAs try to avoid publishing interior photographs on their run down properties. I think most buyers with an ounce of common sense are not going to expect a pristine contemporary decor with these properties.

Trinity St, Norwich

As if the prospective buyer couldn't guess by the header what road the house is on, they take a photograph of the road sign :rolleyes: and not one but two photos of the play area opposite the house! I don't think these things are included in the sale of the house, Mr EA! :P
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 10:05 AM

Why oh why is it that EAs try to avoid publishing interior photographs on their run down properties. I think most buyers with an ounce of common sense are not going to expect a pristine contemporary decor with these properties.

Trinity St, Norwich

As if the prospective buyer couldn't guess by the header what road the house is on, they take a photograph of the road sign :rolleyes: and not one but two photos of the play area opposite the house! I don't think these things are included in the sale of the house, Mr EA! :P


I like the 'quick before it's too late' comment at the end - are they referring to stability of the building? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 01:20 PM

Sounds dodgy but what's the golden triangle they are referring to?
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 03:28 PM

Sounds dodgy but what's the golden triangle they are referring to?


The 'Golden Triangle' is really the fashionable, arty part of Norwich close to the City Centre. There is also a fabled 'Silver Triangle' where the house prices are a bit more realistic. :)
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 07:01 PM

I've no idea why this estate agent in Didcot only has house pictures with "TOO LATE" emblazoned across them... perhaps he means "too late to buy at a reasonable price"...i doubt it.





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#6 ianbeale

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 10:58 PM

I've no idea why this estate agent in Didcot only has house pictures with "TOO LATE" emblazoned across them... perhaps he means "too late to buy at a reasonable price"...i doubt it.




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too late ........ to get the buyer sectioned

#7 pppeter

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 06:17 PM

Check out the 8th picture

http://www.rightmove...ls-20744858.rsp

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 04:37 PM

Check out the 8th picture

http://www.rightmove...ls-20744858.rsp


Does the squirrel come with the house or is it a subliminal message that you have to be 'nuts' to pay the asking price for this property? :blink: ;)
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#9 Te Mata

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 05:04 PM

I've no idea why this estate agent in Didcot only has house pictures with "TOO LATE" emblazoned across them... perhaps he means "too late to buy at a reasonable price"...i doubt it.

Because the useless b@stards don't have any listings to replace those piles of crap they sold in 2006. :)

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 01:01 AM

Why oh why is it that EAs try to avoid publishing interior photographs on their run down properties. I think most buyers with an ounce of common sense are not going to expect a pristine contemporary decor with these properties.

Trinity St, Norwich

As if the prospective buyer couldn't guess by the header what road the house is on, they take a photograph of the road sign :rolleyes: and not one but two photos of the play area opposite the house! I don't think these things are included in the sale of the house, Mr EA! :P



I mentioned this on another post, usually there is human misery behind such properties (death, mental illness, illness, repossession) I personally do not feel it appropriate that the internals which display this misery should be available for all and sundry to witness (and nor do the next of kin if asked). The fact is that the price will usually tell a story as to the condition.

#11 dieselfreak

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 02:53 PM

too late ........ to get the buyer sectioned



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#12 Garf

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 09:33 AM

And here's a pointless interactive floorplan ...
http://www.rightmove...y-31763455.html

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Posted 18 October 2011 - 03:38 PM

And here's a pointless interactive floorplan ...
http://www.rightmove...y-31763455.html


265,000 for a garage? Oh, it's in Belsize Park, I see. Makes total sense now.

Edited by Tenubracon, 18 October 2011 - 03:38 PM.


#14 MattW

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Posted 06 November 2011 - 09:02 PM

265,000 for a garage? Oh, it's in Belsize Park, I see. Makes total sense now.


265k?!!! :blink: *faints*
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#15 Mr. Piddle

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Posted 10 November 2011 - 08:05 PM

265k?!!! :blink: *faints*


Was just thinkin the same! 265k for a GARAGE???? What planet are these people on???? :blink:
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