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#16 gmang

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Posted 15 November 2011 - 11:47 AM

Was just thinkin the same! 265k for a GARAGE???? What planet are these people on???? :blink:


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#17 MattW

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 08:37 PM

Barn conversion home to let in North Norfolk for 650 a month. The first picture is of the building (albeit dated 2008 ).

The second picture is this:
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Really? How bad must the interior of the house be if that's the 2nd photo choice? :rolleyes:

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#18 giveusthefacts

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 08:40 PM

This must be the most expensive bowl of fruit, storage jars and houseplant in the country


This proves EA's are tw*ts




http://www.rightmove...y-23029053.html

#19 mk1mini

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 07:22 PM

This must be the most expensive bowl of fruit, storage jars and houseplant in the country


This proves EA's are tw*ts




http://www.rightmove...y-23029053.html



Wow - I must buy now!!

#20 Warwick-Watcher

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 04:55 PM

This must be the most expensive bowl of fruit, storage jars and houseplant in the country


This proves EA's are tw*ts

http://www.rightmove...y-23029053.html



If the house looked as shyte as this one I think I'd use photos of fruit and jars too.

http://www.rightmove...y-26007366.html

#21 MattW

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:14 PM

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1 bed flat for sale

One golden rule of photographing homes for sale is to try and photograph the actual home you are trying to sell.

What the Estate Agent has done is taken a pic of a block of 3 bed maisonettes. Unless one of the maisonettes has carved it up into 2 flats (astounded if permission was given for this), then the EA has photographed completely the wrong block.:lol:

The block on the left of the photograph is probably where the 1 bed flat is! :rolleyes:
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#22 Starla

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 08:28 PM

Ok, I get that there's not a lot going for the flat to photograph, but all Pic 1 tells me is that the owners should have taken the front door number off to do a proper varnish job, and Pic 2 tells me we definately don't share the same taste in artwork.

http://www.rightmove...y-42933218.html
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#23 MattW

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 08:52 AM

Says a lot about the property in question when the main photo on the advert is of some flowers in a ceramic brick type thing!

 

http://www.rightmove...l?premiumA=true

 

As an aside, I not that the asking price has gone from £79,950 to 'POA' . <_< This EA have been trying to sell these places for over a year now.


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#24 oligotroph

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 11:24 AM

I think in many of these cases the photographer doesnt have the keys so is making the best of it.

 

Now the reasons WHY they don't have the keys could be general incompetence or they could be BTLs or repos?



#25 hackney

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Posted 14 June 2014 - 06:35 PM

Photo 3.  :lol:

 

http://www.zoopla.co...9d28cfcd1f96601

 

Actually, almost any of them!



#26 MattW

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 11:00 AM

Photo 3.  :lol:

 

http://www.zoopla.co...9d28cfcd1f96601

 

Actually, almost any of them!

 

Ah, the Estate Agent is just showing the commodious benefits of the kitchen: plenty of space for your carrier bags and paint pots. :D


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#27 MattW

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Posted 15 August 2014 - 06:38 PM

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http://www.rightmove...y-31938864.html :rolleyes:


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#28 choox

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Posted 20 August 2014 - 03:53 PM

This one's quite fun:

 

http://www.rightmove...l?premiumA=true

 

Letting aside the spectacularly mind-boggling price for fairly ordinary new build house on a housing estate next to a supermarket on the edge of town....

 

Yep, that's right, there's a photo of a river, a pub in a village a couple of miles away and a church. And that's it.



#29 hp72

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 10:48 AM

This one's quite fun:

 

http://www.rightmove...l?premiumA=true

 

Letting aside the spectacularly mind-boggling price for fairly ordinary new build house on a housing estate next to a supermarket on the edge of town....

 

Yep, that's right, there's a photo of a river, a pub in a village a couple of miles away and a church. And that's it.

Plus, if you look at the map, it appears to be in an industrial estate. Maybe that's it.....






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