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#1 The Atomic Bull

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 05:38 PM

What should I do with £1,000 savings I have with Santander?

Over the past five years I have bought gold coins and invested in a couple of funds.
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#2 Hold Fast

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 09:03 PM

What should I do with £1,000 savings I have with Santander?

Over the past five years I have bought gold coins and invested in a couple of funds.


You probably want investment advice but here's what I would do.

If you don't have any, buy some good quality tools. A general selection for doing jobs around the house and car will (IMHO) provide much more benfit than investing that amount of money. The idea being you'd save more having them than you could possibly gain from investing the same amount.

My 2p worth :)

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 10:54 AM

You probably want investment advice but here's what I would do.

If you don't have any, buy some good quality tools. A general selection for doing jobs around the house and car will (IMHO) provide much more benfit than investing that amount of money. The idea being you'd save more having them than you could possibly gain from investing the same amount.

My 2p worth :)

If tools are not for an immediate task-at-hand, then they have to be stored. That makes them a liability if space is at a premium, or if you move house.

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 09:49 PM

As much as I like tools, and I like tools a lot, that's quite a strange suggestion!

If you don't really " need" this grand, enjoy it!...

Pis it up a wall.
Go on holiday.
Buy something fun like a shot gun.
Buy a nice watch.
Get a pet.
Commission a work of art.
Lend it to someone who really needs it..
Get a top class hooker to screw your brains out.
Put it on a horse.


We're a long time dead!

#5 SpewLabour

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Posted 19 May 2012 - 12:59 PM

As much as I like tools, and I like tools a lot, that's quite a strange suggestion!

If you don't really " need" this grand, enjoy it!...


We're a long time dead!


Seconded. £150 will buy you an hours flying lesson. Have a go. If you hate it then don't do any more but at least you've flown an aircraft. If you love it, learn! Gliding is fun as well and alot cheaper.

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 08:34 AM

Spend it....

#7 Patfig

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 08:37 AM

buy euros :lol:
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#8 DiggerUK

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 05:28 PM

.....Over the past five years I have bought gold coins and invested in a couple of funds.

Need to decide after reading this, if QE is good for your coins, or your funds. Pay particular attention to point 7.

http://www.imf.org/e...2012/052212.htm

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#9 Bear in mind

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 04:32 PM

Buy a tent. :D

A home in the country!

#10 MrB

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 09:44 PM

Stuff your dead pet cat and turn him into a helicopter.


1. Get up
2. Have a piss
3. Go to work
4. Get back from work

5. Read HPC
6. Watch The Bill
7. Go to bed


Stages 1-4 will happen between 7am and 5.30pm. Stage 5 is happening now. Stage 6 & 7 could happen anytime soon. Protect yourselves: buy an overpriced house!

#11 Crashman Begins

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 06:02 AM

Go to a mini arcade and exchange it for penny's / 2 ps

Take a few months sorting out the real copper coins ( non magnetic )
And you'll then have a copper hedge to give to the kids, grand kids, great grand kids


Or

Spend it on gym equipment / health.
Invest in your body and mind and reap all kinds of benefits
precious-metal-investment.blogspot.co.uk

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''first this will happen, then this will happen'' you all said..kind of throws all your baloney theories out of the window doesn't it?

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#12 Russe11

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 01:52 PM

Metal detector, if you live near the beach.

#13 wherebee

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 07:02 AM

Premium bonds. I've got 1.5% return so far this year with small wins and you never know if the big one will come in.

Edited by wherebee, 14 October 2012 - 07:04 AM.

There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.....

How the flipping 'eck did we get to 2014 without flying cars and laser guns?





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