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#1 interestrateripoff

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 06:36 PM

http://www.dailymail...emands-sex.html

A desperate man got more than he bargained for when he embarked on a one night stand.

He was forced to escape onto a balcony before calling police for back-up after his new-found lover refused to let him go - because she wanted more sex.


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Posted 13 April 2012 - 06:40 PM

If that wasn't enough, when officers arrived she even tried to lure them into her den.


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Posted 13 April 2012 - 07:33 PM

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 07:40 PM

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 07:55 PM

Reminded me of an old Dave Allen sketch at about 5:31 in these clips (couldn't find it seperately) :lol:


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Posted 13 April 2012 - 07:57 PM

Nice and funny story? Swap the two around and it becomes rape. Bunny boiler alert.

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 08:31 PM

Nice and funny story? Swap the two around and it becomes rape. Bunny boiler alert.

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That's a very good point - good to see sexism is alive and well.
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 09:45 PM

Reminded me of an old Dave Allen sketch at about 5:31 in these clips (couldn't find it seperately) :lol:


Great memory sir, haven't seen it for years!


Nice and funny story? Swap the two around and it becomes rape. Bunny boiler alert.


How so? He met her in a bar and wanted to cop off with her and did so. False imprisonment maybe but no indication there of any violence or threats of violence.

Edited by Frank Hovis, 13 April 2012 - 09:51 PM.

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 10:01 PM

Great memory sir, haven't seen it for years!


One of my curses is to be able to remember almost every comedy sketch or film I've seen in detail, no matter how old, if I could only remember important stuff in the same way I'd be a genius (not the Apple store variety!)

By way of example I remember Dave Allen's comment when they cut back to him in the studio from that sketch "It's all lies of course..."

Edited by madpenguin, 13 April 2012 - 10:02 PM.


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Posted 14 April 2012 - 01:46 PM

Reminded me of an old Dave Allen sketch at about 5:31 in these clips (couldn't find it seperately) :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qLW0z5B8iU


Very funny.. I thought 1:01 was pretty apt too :D

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