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#1 OnlyMe

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:45 AM

Laughable, the Bankrupt of England want to be the only issuer of fake money, they wouldn't know what real money or worth was if it hit them in the face.


Bank of England order sale of 50 note tissues to stop
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Bank of England order sale of 50 note tissues to stop
By Financial News March 18, 2012 No comments
Retail News Tagged: bank notes, bank of england, money, pictures, tissue, 50
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The Bank of England has banned a gift stop selling novelty tissues which look like 10 and 50 notes in case people try to pass them off as real money.
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:47 AM

They must be very afraid of their crumbling monopoly if they go after tissue sellers...
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 08:00 AM

I have a wad of these.

Their value will go up as they can't print them no more!

You can buy them at gift shops - I believe the gift shop in Port Solent (under the chinese restaurant) may still sell them.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 08:09 AM

I would've thought toilet tissue with the design might make them twitch a bit more

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 08:11 AM

I guess we'll just have to wipe our backsides with mortgage-backed securities from now on.
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 08:35 AM

You can buy them on Amazon....


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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:30 AM

The BoE is just getting twitchy about the currency becoming indistinguishable from tissues. Perhaps Kleenex should send a cease and desist letter to the BoE for producing money that cannot be distinguished from bog roll?
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:31 AM

You can buy them on Amazon....


http://www.amazon.co...4903674-7246429


Not anymore, lol.
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:35 AM

You can buy them on Amazon....


http://www.amazon.co...4903674-7246429


Indeed.

Not available anymore - obviously there has been a run on the fake money printed by the BoE novelty tissue company :blink:

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:38 AM

Not anymore, lol.


Will have to buy this then :unsure:

http://www.ebay.co.u...=item3a71e08ac8

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:42 AM

Mervyn was worried they might have paid his pension in them because it's growing so large due to the inflation he ignores.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:43 AM

The BoE is just getting twitchy about the currency becoming indistinguishable from tissues. Perhaps Kleenex should send a cease and desist letter to the BoE for producing money that cannot be distinguished from bog roll?

:lol:

Not anymore, lol.

You bought the last 2 packs I assume !

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:46 AM

Will have to buy this then :unsure:

http://www.ebay.co.u...=item3a71e08ac8


People pay 90 for a new 50 note on eBay? No wonder I've been going wrong all my life with money, it all makes perfect sense to me now... :)

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:46 AM

So the value of these tissues is going to skyrocket, now that Merv has restricted the tissue money supply. Posted Image

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 10:59 AM

The BoE is just getting twitchy about the currency becoming indistinguishable from tissues. Perhaps Kleenex should send a cease and desist letter to the BoE for producing money that cannot be distinguished from bog roll?


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