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#1 thedude

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:26 AM

Looks like some EAs are doing a bit of trendy new media advertising, they are so down with the kids.



Honestly who it their right mind thought this would be a good idea, if only there was some sort of business cycle that cleared out all the dross every few years then perhaps atrocities like this wouldn't happen!

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#2 juvenal

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 12:10 PM

That must be the most off putting advert in living memory



All they need is a dancing bear to complete the act.


Please note that former poster Sibley is not an EA in Maidstone and we have been threatened with legal action if we make this claim.


"Quick Darren, get out the wigs box. There's someone looking in the window!"...

I bet the time goes really quickly in there...

Edited by juvenal, 09 March 2012 - 12:12 PM.

'And while I live, no fool or noble knave
Shall walk this world, in credit, to his grave..'

'The pension system has been a very nice gravy train for all of those involved except for those paying into it.'

'Let's see if we can get it for the asking price..' Kirstie Allsop

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#3 aSecureTenant

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 12:24 PM

If I was an employee I would refuse to take part in anything like that. Actually making a quick video of a house on a mobile phone and uploading to Youtube might not be a bad idea. Why not? Nothing to loose and doesn't cost anything.

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#4 Bloo Loo

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 01:05 PM

snip


Please note that former poster Sibley is not an EA in Maidstone and we have been threatened with legal action if we make this claim.


wot, by Sibley?...or the EA's embarrased to be associated?
WARNING

Your
country is at risk
if you
do not keep up repayments
on a gilt or other loan secured on it





#5 Jack's Creation

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 01:18 PM

That must be the most off putting advert in living memory



All they need is a dancing bear to complete the act.


Please note that former poster Sibley is not an EA in Maidstone and we have been threatened with legal action if we make this claim.




We are truly living through the last days of Rome.

Can't we just call in an airstrike and turn the whole place in to a sheet of glass?

Edited by Jack's Creation, 09 March 2012 - 01:20 PM.

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#6 Brave New World

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 01:45 PM

Both cringeworthy and a sign of utter desperation.

What spongs.

Surely what you want from an EA nowadays is a professional and utterly real world service not a bunch of faux dancing tits in kiddy fancy dress.

Has the hallmarks of senior member of staff who has a friend who does freelance production, freelance being the operative word for utter sh*te.

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 01:46 PM

Top rated comment made my smile:

"I'm going to get a job at your office, just so I can piss in your tea."


Utter magic.

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 02:02 PM

I wonder if they obtained the correct consents for the copyrighted music and paid the appropriate performance fees?

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#9 Saving For a Space Ship

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 02:44 PM

I think the music would have worked better with 'ICE-T - Home Invasion'

adult language..


Edited by Saving For a Space Ship, 09 March 2012 - 02:45 PM.


#10 Bloo Loo

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 04:36 PM

certainly not by the former poster Sibley. There is however an EA in the area with a similar name and they want no part of HPC.


That advert is symptomatic of the desperation of the EAs to shift houses this spring. They are registering daily and awakening old sleeper accounts to pretend that everything is well in the house selling business. They don't fool us.


so, they disagree with Sibleys comments?
WARNING

Your
country is at risk
if you
do not keep up repayments
on a gilt or other loan secured on it





#11 Bloo Loo

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 04:41 PM

They just don't want to be identified with him in any way since he has nothing to do with them.


can we sue Sibley too?..on the same basis?
WARNING

Your
country is at risk
if you
do not keep up repayments
on a gilt or other loan secured on it





#12 WageSlaveBear

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 08:32 PM

Their sales pitch seems to be aimed at retarded teenagers.

Nope, my retarded teenager hated it.




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