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#1 interestrateripoff

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 09:39 PM

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Men who cheat on their other halves now have another worry to add to the possibility of their partner finding out - they are more likely to die during sex.

The revelation emerged from a report published by the American Heart Association, looking at whether patients with heart problems could safely resume their sex lives after treatment.

The study found patients could resume sex as soon as one week after a relatively mild heart attack, as long as they could walk up a few flights of stairs without discomfort.

One caveat is sure to raise a few eyebrows. It turns out that married men having affairs, have an increased risk of sudden death during sex.


Does this apply to swingers? :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

So how long does one have to wait before you can get it on again with your mistress?

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 09:47 PM

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Research has found that sudden death is extremely rare during sexual activity. But when it does occur, it's almost always in men and mostly in those who are having extramarital sex, "in most cases with a younger partner in an unfamiliar setting and/or after excessive food and alcohol consumption," the statement said.

The statement suggests that certain heart patients avoid sexual activity just like other potentially risky exercise. "Certainly there are some patients who have unstable or severe symptoms," Levine said, "and it's more important for them to be stabilized and treated before they engage in any significant physical activity."


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Looting: The Economic Underworld Of Bankruptcy For Profit
The exponential growth of debt and the unsustainability of debt
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Paying down my mortgage with money found on the street

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If DEBT is the problem REPAYMENT is the solution or you default

 

"The trouble with the world was that prices were so low that only the rich people could buy and the aim of the Conference was to raise them to a point where it would again be possible for poor people to buy something."

"Northern unemployment is an acceptable price to pay for curbing southern inflation" Eddie George former Governor of the Bank of England

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 10:02 PM

Best to have fantasies, no pressure, no guilt and the wife never finds out. Best of all you can have as many fantasies as you like with as many women without risk to your health. :D
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Posted 01 March 2012 - 10:03 PM

What if it involves a dog?

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 11:12 PM

What if it involves a dog?

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Choose a dog like Lassie. He would go for help...

"What is it, Lassie?"...bark, bark..."He's unconscious?"... bark, bark.... "In your basket?"..bark, bark..."With a bone??"..bark, bark, bark..."Oh! With a boner !"...

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 07:17 AM

Best to have fantasies, no pressure, no guilt and the wife never finds out. Best of all you can have as many fantasies as you like with as many women without risk to your health. :D

I had an argument with my imaginary girlfriend last night,

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 07:42 AM

Apart from the food/alcohol aspect - I imagine this sort of backs up whey people do have extra marital affairs. They are more exciting. Hence why they get the heart going a bit more than what they get at home....:ph34r:
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 07:53 AM

I had an argument with my imaginary girlfriend last night,


I bet she's banned sex with you for the whole of March after that row!
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 08:19 AM

Choose a dog like Lassie. He would go for help...

"What is it, Lassie?"...bark, bark..."He's unconscious?"... bark, bark.... "In your basket?"..bark, bark..."With a bone??"..bark, bark, bark..."Oh! With a boner !"...


Now the littlest hobo song makes sense, "Maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down. Until tomorrow I'll just keep moving on..."

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 09:17 PM

I had an argument with my imaginary girlfriend last night,

is she hot ?
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 09:33 PM

Choose a dog like Lassie. He would go for help...

"What is it, Lassie?"...bark, bark..."He's unconscious?"... bark, bark.... "In your basket?"..bark, bark..."With a bone??"..bark, bark, bark..."Oh! With a boner !"...


Poor Lassie.
Besides, Lassie was a male dog. Ouch.
Allegedly.

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 09:59 PM

That reminds me.

Why do married men die before women?

Because they want to.
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Posted 04 March 2012 - 04:20 AM

That reminds me.

Why do married men die before women?

Because they want to.

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either that or the ongoing life support machine costs were eating into her divorce settlement

Edited by Ruffneck, 04 March 2012 - 04:20 AM.

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