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'Bart'

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This lady would be much more affordable (link).

The wife of a new Tory MP is working as a £70-a-time prostitute, the Sunday Mirror can reveal.

Mike Weatherley, 53, is one of PM David Cameron’s fresh breed of ­ambitious MPs and a pillar of the ­community in his seaside ­constituency.

But his Brazilian wife Carla, 39 – pictured with him at the House of Commons just two months ago – sells her body to strangers in three seedy brothels.

I shall avoid any comments about "Brazilians".

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Kyoto

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Ouch! So obvious they will get caught, why do they do it?

There is a whole other class of hooker in the £10k+ per night range. Crazy money but people pay it for cast iron guarantee of discretion and anonymity. Wayne should be looking there.

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Frank Hovis

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This lady would be much more affordable (link).

I shall avoid any comments about "Brazilians".

I admire her work ethic; and it's not illegal. Better than he fiddles his expenses.

Ouch! So obvious they will get caught, why do they do it?

There is a whole other class of hooker in the £10k+ per night range. Crazy money but people pay it for cast iron guarantee of discretion and anonymity. Wayne should be looking there.

Not a targeted comment Kyoto but how do people know these things? That's news to me and I wouldn't call myself an ingenue.

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garybug

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Loved this bit about Colleen in the NotW:

"But as she was steadily building up the family's wholesome image-creating her own multi-million pound career with her magazine column, a show on ITV2, Coleen's Real Women, plus work with Asda and and exclusive watch and jewellery range with Argos-"

:lol::lol:

Mind you, with all the cash she's made I'm sure she's having the last laugh... :)

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'Bart'

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Not a targeted comment Kyoto but how do people know these things? That's news to me and I wouldn't call myself an ingenue.

If anyone could have advised Rooney, I would guess that his fellow footballers would fit the bill. They'd at least have the money for such indulgences.

Maybe Rooney didn't take their advice (or perhaps he was too cheap?).

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geezer466

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You can imagine the words being exchanged this morning over the cornflakes....

Bit like a Scouse wedding, it aint really kicked off until there is a punch up....... :lol:

From the Mirror..

“In the past, she’s told friends that she would love to be a real WAG. She knows that it all coming out will devastate Wayne. She says she feels sorry for Coleen but that at the same time, Wayne must have known the risks of one day being found out

Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/09/04/wayne-rooney-cheats-on-pregnant-wife-coleen-with-1k-a-night-prostitute-115875-22537906/#ixzz0ye6BDekW

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Bet she got a few Bob for that story so won't be feeling that sorry..... <_<

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Bruce Banner

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Ouch! So obvious they will get caught, why do they do it?

There is a whole other class of hooker in the £10k+ per night range. Crazy money but people pay it for cast iron guarantee of discretion and anonymity. Wayne should be looking there.

Would these be royal hookers with even more reason to keep quiet about it than their clients?

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JoeDavola

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Is it me or does Rooney look kinda old for a 24 year old.

And it's not just the hair loss, he just looks....old. You'd think a professional footballer would be in impeccable physical condition but he doesn't look it.

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Frank Hovis

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Is it me or does Rooney look kinda old for a 24 year old.

And it's not just the hair loss, he just looks....old. You'd think a professional footballer would be in impeccable physical condition but he doesn't look it.

I don't think it's lack of physical condition, when he was playing for Everton at 17 he looked fully grown whereas most footballers at that age look like kids with skinny legs and not much upper body strength. So he was pretty much the finished article at that stage when most are still growing and now looks well over 30, it will be genetic and I can't see him going on much after 30.

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TeddyBear

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I think that hooker could outdo Paul McKenna with "I can make you rich seminars". She is a very ordinary looking girl - she must be incredibly self assured to believe she is worth £1,200 a go ..and hence, with that assurance, she finds someone to pay that rather than getting £70 a throw in a London suburb. I expect that the revenue will be wanting to know a little more now about her earnings though.

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noddage

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To be fair to Rooney - this is the first footie prossie scandal when I've seen pictures of the hooker and thought: "Yeah, I would."

Let's not forget he paid to shag a grannie when he was a teenager.

PS - I also said "I would" about that spanish hooker that crouch allegedly spent time with. So I take it all back. In fact, in the case of every hooker linked to an England player I have said "I would".

I'm confusing them with Tiger Woods.

Sorry

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'Bart'

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She is a very ordinary looking girl - she must be incredibly self assured to believe she is worth £1,200 a go

Having looked at a shot of her, I can only hope she looks better in real life.

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Qetesuesi

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His wife is worth a few quid in her own right and doesn't need him for fame or wealth.

That said, I reckon she'll stay with him. They always do don't they.

Cheryl Tweedy?

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Lagarde's Drift

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Having looked at a shot of her, I can only hope she looks better in real life.

Having met many prostitutes on my global travels, I was gobsmacked that this one thought she was worth £1.2k a go. In the interests of research I read read the tabloid a bit further (don't know which one), there are many many more pictures of her in various poses and dressage. I do not think that any number of pinches of salt can make her look worth that much in real life. He was more likely paying for the discretion and perhaps her youth, but the agency dropped her when she started seeing him privately.

On one of the real-life copper shows I remember a copper cautioning a punter and prostitute somewhere in England for being caught just prior to the act. She was allegedly charging a tenner a go.

The copper made her refund the punter before letting them both go. :lol:

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Having met many prostitutes on my global travels, I was gobsmacked that this one thought she was worth £1.2k a go. In the interests of research I read read the tabloid a bit further (don't know which one), there are many many more pictures of her in various poses and dressage. I do not think that any number of pinches of salt can make her look worth that much in real life. He was more likely paying for the discretion and perhaps her youth, but the agency dropped her when she started seeing him privately.

On one of the real-life copper shows I remember a copper cautioning a punter and prostitute somewhere in England for being caught just prior to the act. She was allegedly charging a tenner a go.

The copper made her refund the punter before letting them both go. :lol:

She charges £1200 for a night. Very different from 'a go'. Her rate for an hour bang is probably more like £250. And why excatly would most men want/need more than a hour anyway. :D

Yes a fair whack of money - but not exactly 'uber whore' territory. Top Lawyers charge more.

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benthebuilder

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If anyone could have advised Rooney, I would guess that his fellow footballers would fit the bill. They'd at least have the money for such indulgences.

Maybe Rooney didn't take their advice (or perhaps he was too cheap?).

Think he's always been parsimonious.

Was reported in local rag a while back that he'd taken his "2 for 1" vouchers into local pizza joint.

Very MSE. :lol:

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