Seriously though, my family are fully aware of my views on religious events in general and funerals in particular so won't be overriding my wishes for the most cost effective corpse disposal available, or I'll come back and haunt them. I've put aside £1,500 to cover it, and no send-off whatsoever.
I would have opted out of the state pension and the NHS nearly sixty years ago, but it wasn't allowed, even though I was paying for private medical insurance and pension for most of my working life.
I would have been better off now had I been allowed to opt out and no one would have been calling me a parasite for drawing the state pension that I paid into for over forty years.
Sunak, that vile piece of shite, is in full on election mode now, slagging off Starmer from a rostrum in Poland. I didn't think I could hate a PM more than I did BJ, but this joker is getting there with his plan, plan, plan.
Slimy Tory MP on Sky News this morning...
"We must stop the boats because peoples' lives are being put at risk by the evil criminal gangs".
Pull the other one .
Not necessarily, although they have a duty to report if suspicious.
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