Riedquat Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Couldn't care less. I won't be there to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossybabe Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 My GF wants to be stuffed and mounted. Only willing to oblige. She's dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rw42 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Doubt i'll give a fart, they can ask as loud as they want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbatst2000 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Myself, Cremation and ashes scattered to the wind. Just something to cheer you up. Buried under a tree: http://www.woodlandburials.co.uk/about.html What I'd really like is a sky burial, but there doesn't seem to be anywhere in the west I could get that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbatst2000 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 My GF wants to be stuffed and mounted. Only willing to oblige. I hope she looks a bit better than this when done (or before being done give your double entendre). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie The Tramp Returns Posted April 2, 2012 Author Share Posted April 2, 2012 I still have a hankering for burial though, as long as it were somewhere where , in hundreds of years time, my remains could be found and placed in a museum; a sort of anonymous immortality.. Well today after 75 years where a grave shows no sign of being tended for 50 years they first remove the marker and wait the remaining period just in case somebody asks what has happened to dear old Gran. They will now use it for reburial and the remains I would imagine be put in a reducer and then scattered to the wind as with ashes. Mind you it`s done in the best possible taste the local Diocese sends a vicar who conducts the appropriate service for exhumation. My GF wants to be stuffed and mounted. Only willing to oblige. Does the Wife know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 I want to be fired out of a big cannon into a wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Boy Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 She's dead? She might as well be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Democorruptcy Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Burial is a waste of space and cremation a waste of energy. While watching nature programs it's crossed my mind it would be good to feed myself to a starving wild animal. Timing is an issue though. I wouldn't want to go alive but they would want fresh. Now I'm thinking it could be a new business idea.... dignitas for wild animals. A quick injection then when there is no pulse they roll you off the back of the wagon shouting "come and get it......". Would vegetarians be up for it or not? They aren't meat eaters but like animals.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossybabe Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Burial is a waste of space and cremation a waste of energy. While watching nature programs it's crossed my mind it would be good to feed myself to a starving wild animal. Timing is an issue though. I wouldn't want to go alive but they would want fresh. Now I'm thinking it could be a new business idea.... dignitas for wild animals. A quick injection then when there is no pulse they roll you off the back of the wagon shouting "come and get it......". Would vegetarians be up for it or not? They aren't meat eaters but like animals.... It would save zoos a fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madpenguin Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 It would save zoos a fortune. Only problem is if big cats escape the zoos, having them know for certain humans taste good would not be very helpful for the living Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madpenguin Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Could dress them up in Pantomime horse costumes first? Yeah but then the big cats break out as the tail end of the London Marathon is going by...pantomime horse carnage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1988 Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 I would hate to think i was in the ground rotting away, id prefer cremation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rw42 Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 I would hate to think i was in the ground rotting away, id prefer cremation. I think unless you hate it enough to dig your way out and complain, it won't matter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbn Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Burial is a waste of space and cremation a waste of energy. While watching nature programs it's crossed my mind it would be good to feed myself to a starving wild animal. Timing is an issue though. I wouldn't want to go alive but they would want fresh. Now I'm thinking it could be a new business idea.... dignitas for wild animals. A quick injection then when there is no pulse they roll you off the back of the wagon shouting "come and get it......". Would vegetarians be up for it or not? They aren't meat eaters but like animals.... Nice idea, but lethal injection would be no good.. poisons the animals. Electrocution on the other hand...... Ands a nice crispy texture. And i think we taste a bit like pork. So no pigs. If for no other reason than a sort of reverse jewish/islamic snobbery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Electrocution on the other hand...... Ands a nice crispy texture. And i think we taste a bit like pork. You're not Ken in disguise are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Democorruptcy Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 It would save zoos a fortune. Not a bad idea. Not only would it save on food it could increase attendances at the zoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Democorruptcy Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Nice idea, but lethal injection would be no good.. poisons the animals. Electrocution on the other hand...... Ands a nice crispy texture. And i think we taste a bit like pork. So no pigs. If for no other reason than a sort of reverse jewish/islamic snobbery. Good point about the poison and a bullet might break their teeth. A quick twist of my neck perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Organ donor. I want to be completely recycled. Some of you may, alternatively, consider going to a body farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Jeremy Bentham had the right idea, give future generations the willies What did he do with his other body parts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Sky Burial http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial I'm not sure they do that. Sky did broadcast Royal Wedding, but they were Royalty, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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