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No, no, yes, no, natch, natch, yes, yes, no, no, yes (lots of genders tho), natch, yes, he'll no, no, not a thing, he was run out of my city, no, natch, not one little bit.
As has been pointed out, most of these subjects have nothing to do with being left/right wing. It's almost as if this was written to divide our society....
Suckered!