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#1 jaynewcastle

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 07:33 PM

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#2 Errol

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 07:34 PM

Black helicopters ... FEMA ... government agency ... alien conspiracy ...

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 07:39 PM

The answer is here

http://twitter.com/#!/fubranoc

(Something to do with vClusters it seems.)

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 07:41 PM

Not the lizard people then :(
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Posted 30 October 2011 - 07:46 PM

Glitch in the Maxtrix....crop circles....1984....wikileaks....unmarked MI5 Skodas...

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 07:48 PM

Something to do with a vcluster apparently, whatever one of those is ??

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 07:51 PM

The answer is here

http://twitter.com/#!/fubranoc

(Something to do with vClusters it seems.)




Not the lizard people then :(


Aren't you paying attention? vClusters : VClusters

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 07:53 PM

http://www.fubra.com...ly-5-days-left/

Why clustered hosting?

Clustered hosting has many benefits:

Load is spread across numerous servers, reducing the reliance one machine, and avoiding bottlenecks.
Your site will be spread across all parts of vCluster, so if one server goes down, the remaining servers will continue to host your site and keep it live.
Different processes can be separated. We use a separate layer of servers for serving scripts to static content like images, which enables us to control resource use and guarantee performance of php scripts with dedicated resources.
The nature of clustered hosting enables us to scale our super computer to meet any demands on capacity instantly. Experience no drops in performance when they receive a visitor spike, we simply add more servers to meet the new demands.


vclusters not working as expected?

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 08:06 PM

vclusters. It sounds painful

Durch, have you been vaccinated against those ?

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 08:07 PM

Aren't you paying attention? vClusters : VClusters

http://en.wikipedia....1984_TV_series)



Open your eyes!



AAARRRGGGGHHHHH RUN AWAY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxJi-si5FRY
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Posted 30 October 2011 - 08:10 PM

.....I went over to the otherside (mumsnet), I even signed up for it! I dressed up in some of my wife's clothes (It's okay she's in Japan for 3 weeks) and settled down..

OMFG. Some woman was going on about being stared at while breast feeding on a train, the bloke got off and she was worrying about whether or not she should have said something!

I was lucky to escape with only a torn dress.

Edited by council dweller, 30 October 2011 - 08:23 PM.

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 08:34 PM

You were warned to shave off your beard and wax your legs before you went over. But did you listen...........

Yes, went round with me Braun (face,pits,legs and pubes) but it made no difference.
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'Materialism and ego fragment our world into opposing factions and make us lose sight of the whole. Find balance, transcend the demands of the ego, see beyond the materialistic values which trap us in cycles of competition and scarcity.' (Tao de ching)

'I hold three treasures close to my heart: the first is love, the next is simplicity, the third, overcoming the ego.' (more Chinese mumbo jumbo)

It's time for a revolution that will put an end to self-serving governments and the likes of Blair , Brown and Thatcher. (barebear)

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 08:47 PM

Did you use the wife's antiperspirant? They may have sniffed you out.

Jap women don't sweat.....so no.

I've got a great user name though, they'd never guess that I've got a bit extra...
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'Materialism and ego fragment our world into opposing factions and make us lose sight of the whole. Find balance, transcend the demands of the ego, see beyond the materialistic values which trap us in cycles of competition and scarcity.' (Tao de ching)

'I hold three treasures close to my heart: the first is love, the next is simplicity, the third, overcoming the ego.' (more Chinese mumbo jumbo)

It's time for a revolution that will put an end to self-serving governments and the likes of Blair , Brown and Thatcher. (barebear)

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 08:48 PM

Going back down again:

fubranoc Sorry for the extended inconvenience this evening, but we are going to have to take the new NFS server back down to tune some settings. about a minute ago


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Posted 31 October 2011 - 12:11 AM

OMFG. Some woman was going on about being stared at while breast feeding on a train, the bloke got off and she was worrying about whether or not she should have said something!


I think she should have said something- I mean babies ok- but a full grown man is going a bit far- was he hungry or what?




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